Shrinkage is the Enemy

shrinkageBarry Bonds can't catch a break. Not only is he on trial for perjury, his former mistress Kimberly Bell testified at that trial, that he suffered from shrinkage. Every since the Seinfield pool episode the term "shrinkage" has made grown men cringe.

Bell didn't stop at shrinkage, she indicated Bonds suffered from a whole lot of other ailments including impotence, hair loss and acne. She says he admitted that the cause of it all was steroid use.

Barry, it may be time to write a best seller. Even if you don't have any equipment left, at least you can have a bank account.