Quick joke:
What is the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards!
Tiger we forgive you, as a matter of fact you are still our hero! Now that you will have more time on your hands would you consider becoming our official team motivational coach?
And one more thing if any of the three women below have time on their hands we would be happy to help out by planning fun activities for them.

Seriously though folks isn't it about time we stopped raising celebrities to ridiculous heights and then trashing them completely when they mess up.
These media feeding frenzies really demonstrate how out of balance our media is when they have nothing better to do with their resources and influence than offer gossip about and condemnation of the celebrities they created in the first place.