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Does my Ass Look Big in These Jeans? All falcons know that even attempting an answer to the question posed in the title of this article will get you into a semantic snakepit from which you may not easily recover. When these kind of questions pop up it is always best to either flat out lie or feign some sort of cerebral event.In the news recently it has come to our attention that a fake surgeon in Miami has been engaging in butt enhancement surgery without the benefit of appropriate credentials, correct surgical supplies or common sense. The women who have been inflicted with this bogus doc's treatments have discovered their butts have been augmented with a combination of cement, tire inflater and super glue. Needless to say the results have been less than spectacular and their asses do look really big in just about any jeans! |
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All falcons know that even attempting an answer to the question posed in the title of this article will get you into a semantic snakepit from which you may not easily recover. When these kind of questions pop up it is always best to either flat out lie or feign some sort of cerebral event.
Greater love hath no woman for her man, than the woman who gets hubby a hooker for his birthday!
Barry Bonds can't catch a break. Not only is he on trial for perjury, his former mistress Kimberly Bell testified at that trial, that he suffered from shrinkage. Every since the Seinfield pool episode the term "shrinkage" has made grown men cringe.
Here are our top five Charlie Sheen moments as selected by the Falcons editorial staff.